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		<title>Most Worthless BBQ Utensil</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The BBQ Fork that comes with the typical BBQ Utensil package is one of the worthless BBQ Tools.&#160; If you use it to get your meat off the grill, then you are just letting all the juices out of the meat.&#160; Why, when you are BBQin&#8217; the juices of the meat are moving towards the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>The BBQ Fork that comes with the typical BBQ Utensil package is one of the worthless BBQ Tools.&#160; If you use it to get your meat off the grill, then you are just letting all the juices out of the meat.&#160; Why, when you are BBQin&#8217; the juices of the meat are moving towards the outside of your meat.&#160; As soon as you poke it with that BBQ Fork, all the juices come pouring out.&#160; This can lead to very dry meat.&#160; This is also the same reason why you must let the meat rest for a while after cooking, it gives the chance for the juices to settle down and be evenly distributed inside.&#160;&#160; </p>
<p>So here is why I believe they sell us the fork along with the other utensils: </p>
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<li>Charge us more money </li>
<li>Adjust the charcoal on the grill (primarily what I use it for) </li>
<li>Remove hot cooking grates from the grill </li>
<li>Gently poke this person who is asking, Is the food ready yet? (Be careful not to hurt anyone) </li>
<li>Get a collection of BBQ Forks, and use them as Lawn Darts.      </li>
<li>Poke someone as hard as possible for doing a taste test of the food while on the grill (I really don&#8217;t recommend this one, violence is never good). </li>
<li>Use it as a hunting tool to catch more animals that you would like to grill up. </li>
</ul>
<p>So do with it what you want, as long as you don&#8217;t poke holes in your food, and remember, rested meat is better tasting meat! </p>
<p>J </p>
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